Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Why I want winter


I want winter. I want cold weather where I can see my breath in the early morning air. I want frost on the windows and ground. Heck, I even could take little snow right now! Not more than a foot though. Just a nice even covering and I want it to stay on the trees ALL day for more than one day. Why do I want this? Beacause I am SICK of the heat. I am sick of wearing sanadals, and having to paint my nails all the time. I am tired of wearing ugly boring short sleeved shirts. I am ick of seeing people in ugly tank tops that show their nasty flabby bellys, back arms etc. I want to wear curdoroys and sweaters. I want to wear long coats and high boots! I want to wear clothes-NICE clothes. I want to wear leather gloves and my newsie-style hat. And scarves of course. I love winter clothes. I am tired of smelly people who sweat in the nasty humidity. I am tired of getting sweaty when I leave my airconditioned office for 5 minutes. I am tired of walking to lunch in the heat and feeling gross when I get back to work. I am tired of having to wear sunglasses and my nose getting oily. I am tired of getting sunburnt as I walk to lunch. I would love a couple weeks of nice cold weather.

2 comments:

Jason Bourne said...

What? I thought you hated winter. Ahhh... how absence makes the heart grow founder. Me now, I despise winter. I want to live where it is warm always and I can travel to winter when I want it. I am so weary of 5 months of cold and gray and cold hands and feet. Plus I could have a huge retirement account from my heating bill!! Give me somewhere where I can slap on spandex shorts and a nice colorful jersey and ride my bike all year round!

ixoj said...

You say that now. But when it's been winter for 5.5 months, you might start to change your tune.